CARTOON QUIPS
Short-order cook serving a diner patron: “The
eggs refused to go over easy.”<br
“This is the captain speaking. I was wondering if any
of you passengers have any duct tape. If you do,
could you bring it up to the cockpit really
fast?<br
I told you, no coffee after
September!”<br
a man who fears commitment?”<br
(Breakit)