OFF-TOPIC
It’s amazing how sophisticated kids have become.
Two six-year-olds were talking. One said, “Let’s play
doctor. You operate. I’ll sue!”<br
seen and not heard have just done something
awful.<br
energy.<br
— and belong to someone else.<br
nothing thirstier than a child who has just gone to
bed.<br
the piano instead of the violin is that it’s harder
to lose a piano.<br
but they’re still taxing.<br
dealing successfully with a child is not to be its
parent. (MELL LAZARUS)<br
children, what do you do for aggravation? (CAROL
CRANE)<br
to a tree.<br
could be tolerated until they get some sense.<br
can handle any crisis; I have children.<br
teacher calls a boy by his entire name, it means trouble.
(MARK TWAIN)<br