EATS

Scientists don’t know what’s in tofu because even
they are afraid to touch it. — PAULA
POUNDSTONE<br
involved. — RITA RUDNER<br
There’s no chicken in the sea. What are they afraid to
tell us, it’s fish? Afraid we won’t understand? “Just
put ‘chicken’ on the can. They’ll think it’s chickens
that live in the sea.” — JERRY SEINFELD<br
latest big thing is dolphin-safe tuna. That’s what I
noticed lately. That’s the big victory, dolphin-safe
tuna. That’s great if you’re a dolphin; what if you’re
a tuna? — DREW CAREY<br
the only food you can blow on and spit on and
everybody rushes to get a piece? — BOBBY KELTON<br
saw a product in the market: Mister Salty pretzels.

Isn’t that nerve? Everything nowadays is low salt or
salt free. Here’s a guy, “The hell with you — Mister
Salty pretzels” … like Mr. Tar-and-Nicotine
Cigarettes, Mr. Gristle-and-Hard-Arter Beefsteak. — BILL
MAHER<br

2 Responses to “EATS”

  1. Neva Marjory Says:

    those were cute, it certainly added a laugh to my day, hope you have a great one
    too. Debbie C.

  2. Jules Xiomara Says:

    Thank you, Debbie — glad I made you smile. My
    days are almost always great now that I have learned
    to accept what has been given me and use it to
    further learn about peace and serenity and love.
    <br

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