HUMOR FOR THE DAY
A little old lady got into an argument with her
pastor. The pastor thought he would never see her again.
However, she showed up for the evening service the same
Sunday.<br
her.<br
even if the devil is in the pulpit.”<br
called a congregational meeting to decide whether to
repair the church building or tear it down and build a
new one. Most of the brethren wanted the new church,
but the decision seemed to rest upon the attitude and
generosity of a wealthy deacon. When called upon to express
himself, the brother arose and said: “It is true the old
church is badly in need of repairs, but I think we
should do that instead of building a new one. I’ll
subscribe fifty dollars toward repairing the old
church.”<br
building, and a piece of loose plaster fell on his head.
Jumping to his feet he said: “This building is in worse
shape than I thought. I’ll make it five hundred for
repairs.”<br
to mutter a prayer: “Oh, Lord, hit him
again!”<br